Mythos Across America
Master Mechanic and Curious Soul
“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the wrench.”
“It’s not like Trevor’s using it.”
“If anyone’s going to wreck my car, it had better be me!”
“I kneecap him.”
“I told you you were going to get shanked!”
“I put the juicer in a communal place.”
“Trevor, you might have a problem with the U-Haul people.”
(After rescuing a cop.) “I was never here!”
“Better dead than fish!”
(While driving a train for the first time.) “Fuckin’ Wikipedia!”
“Nuke ’em. Nuke ’em. Nuke ’em till they glow!”
Ringtone is Ride of the Valkeries.
Left a promising career in Worcester to become a instructor at Liosport Community College (Go Marlins!).
Likes to take things apart. Likes putting things back together almost as much.
When he feels like he’s being jerked around, he acts out impulsively.